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Aidan's avatar

crazy to lose a decade long no barf streak… could not be me (proud 12 year non-barfer) (dry heaving is a different story)

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mary's avatar

also i like how #4 on your commandments list implies that you’re supposed to take the lords name in vain

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mary's avatar

TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME!! (just pretend the “to” is italicized)

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nadav's avatar

not the shinji clap 😭

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