Archive - The Grim Particulars

DISPATCH 7.6666: BULL MARKET PART 3

RE: VAGINA PUNCH, BLACK MARKET KRATOM, MY WEEKEND AS A 23 YEAR OLD IN PHILADELPHIA, AND BRENDON URIE AT THE TROPICAL SMOOTHIE CAFE

Jun 10 •

February 2025

DIARY 1: FEMALE JOE ROGAN FANS

RE: MINI MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, STEVEN UNIVERSE, FAILED JOKES, AND BEING A MISANTHROPIC DRUNKEN LOSER

Feb 2 •

January 2025

NOTES 2: TOP FOAMITE MUSIC PICKS OF THE YEAR 2024

RE: BANGERS OF THE YEAR, COUNTRY WITH NO JUICE, DRILL SAMPLING INDIE, AND YOUR NEXT FAVORITE SONG

Jan 1 •

November 2024

DISPATCH 7.333333: BULL MARKET PT. 2

RE: GETAWAY VEHICLES, PATHOLOGICAL LIARS, EPILEPTIC BABY DADDIES, AND BEAUTIFUL/TERRIBLE BATHROOM EXPERIENCES

Nov 19, 2024 •

September 2024

DISPATCH 7: BULL MARKET PT. 1

RE: MOUSE OMENS, SCHEDULING REQUESTS, TWO WEEKS NOTICE, AND THE MICHAEL CERA/KIERAN CULKIN/TAVI GEVINSON TRIFECTA

Sep 15, 2024 •

August 2024

DISPATCH 6: TEMPER TANTRUM

RE: RELENTLESS INCONVENIENCE, TODDLER LOGIC, GEEK LOVE, AND AIRBORNE CHEESECAKE

Aug 23, 2024 •

July 2024

DISPATCH 5: WORKING ON YOUR BIRTHDAY

RE: LEPRECHAUN SEX APPEAL, BUJO GIRLIE BENJAMIN FRANKLIN, JOB HUNTING, AND 23 SONGS FOR TURNING 23

Jul 21, 2024 •

NOTES 1: NYT BEST 100 BOOKS OF THE 21ST CENTURY IS DUMB & SILLY

RE: RANTING AND RAVING, LISTICLES, OUR 21ST CENTURY CANON, AND TAKING THE ENGAGEMENT BAIT

Jul 17, 2024 •

DISPATCH 4: CORRECTING THE RECORD

RE: GHOSTBUSTERS VS. CAESAR SALAD, PROMOTIONAL EMAILS, FUCKED UP HYPOTHETICALS, AND JD SALINGER

Jul 13, 2024 •

DISPATCH 3.5: GOD ROLLING AND SMOKING MY SORRY ASS PT. 2

RE: WISE INVESTMENTS, MINOR LEAGUE BEAUTY, A WHOLE LOT OF GUNK, AND THE FOUNDING OF OUR GREAT NATION

Jul 8, 2024 •

DISPATCH 3: GOD ROLLING AND SMOKING MY SORRY ASS

RE: CAR TROUBLES, #INYOURWALLSWEDNESDAY, LIQUID SQUIRRELS, AND ALIEXPRESS PROSTHETIC HANDS

Jul 7, 2024 •

June 2024

DISPATCH 2: PSY-OP

RE: MYSTERIOUS LOCAL ZINES, GYNECOLOGICAL WONDERS, FIRE HAZARDS, AND WHIPPED CREAM

Jun 28, 2024 •

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